I was pretty worried about settling down anywere though because Leeds has the highest gay rape rate in the UK, now I ain't a homophobe or anything... But I wasn't getting nothing stuck up my backside on a hot midsummers night!
Anyway, I got home on Sunday evening, and had not had any sleep since Friday night before I headed out. So after listening to my Mum tell me how some geeza had been murdered about 5 minutes down the road from my house I figured it was bed time and slept for a loooooooooonnnnnng time!
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